I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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