Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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