? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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