I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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