she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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