What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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