Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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