I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I am one with the molecules
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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