is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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