honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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