so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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