so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she peed on how many people?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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