is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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