??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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