I got chris browned last night
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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