did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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