You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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