ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
