i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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