i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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