is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We just shotgunned beers for America
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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