Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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