Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I licked your asshole in confidence.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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