Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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