The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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