I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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