She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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