Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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