So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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