his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize