I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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