She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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