i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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