i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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