I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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