Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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