it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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