Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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