I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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