Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
accomplished twins. life is a go
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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