Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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