All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I got inside last night via doggy door
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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