okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize