I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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