I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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