so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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