Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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