Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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