too bad you live with your parents still
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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