Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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