i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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